RENAISSANCE FAIRE PART TWO.
1) A real liiiiive wizard.
2) Not a real live wizard.
4) Some costumey people. I saw that lady on the neeeeews.
5) A dragon that smokes incense.
6) A real live porcupiiiiine.
7) A real live elephaaaant.
8) “Isn’t this called ‘Spirit of the Stallion’? And they keep talking about stallions? Because that’s not a stallion.” — My mom, former horse owner who is disillusioned about horse shows.
9) DRAGON BONES.