The Season for Dreaming

A DER DER DER DER DER

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vivremo:

homosexual-canary:

threepwillow:

pyroclast:

goodolmoon:

regala-electra:

I just fucking slow-clapped, people of Tumblr.

Joining in on the slow clap.

*looks at wrist* I cannot believe it took over 2 days for this to exist.

^

loolololol

bravo, tumblr.

swishandflicker:

Seamus: So, you guys ever hear the one about Sirius Black and Flitwick’s little brotha? So, Flitwick’s little brotha is walkin’ down the streets of London and Sirius black, he’s in this storm drain dressed as a clown. And he’s like, “Yo, hey, Flitwick’s little brotha! Down here in this storm drain. It’s me, a clown!” And Flitwick’s little brotha’s like, “Yeah, chap. What’chu want?” And Sirius Black is like, “Oh! Flitwick’s little brotha. You gotta get down in this storm drain with me ‘cause you’re missing out! We’ve got a carnival down ‘ere. We got loads of cotton candy and balloons…” and the kid practically flips. He goes, “I gotta get down there. That sounds like a right treat, that does!” So, he reaches down his arm, right? But Sirius Black, he grows his mad teeth and he bites the kid’s ‘ead off! And two days later, that kid died.

saint-holly:

BLAINE: but anyway, i spent the whole party giving berry the traditional warbler body shot.
KURT: you didn’t!
BLAINE: i did! but hey, the two of us really hit it off! there was this little song, this little dance. anyway, to make a long story short, we ended up going home together. so, berry slips out of that hideous outfit of her’s and would you believe it, rachel berry is a woman!
KURT: no! what did you do?
BLAINE: well, i did the only thing that would make the whole situation a lot less awkward for everybody.
KURT: and what’s that?
BLAINE: i disapparated. 
KURT: blaine, i told you! you have to deal with these things. it’s like that one time i made out with brittany. she got clingy. you have to confront them and tell them they “don’t have what you’re looking for.”
BLAINE: [phone vibrates] oh, goddamnit. it’s a text from berry. it says, “we need to talk, colon, right parentheses.”
KURT: [laughs] oh, i do not envy you.
BLAINE: [phone rings] crap, it’s berry. [answers it] hello?
BERRY: hey, did you get my text? 
BLAINE: oh, yeah. 
BERRY: well, you didn’t text me back.

(based off this; skip to 3:10) 

HAHAHHA

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Did you get my text?